Ryan (3:12:23 PM): uh, sure!
Ryan (3:12:33 PM): There once was a stegosaurus who came out purple
Ryan (3:12:55 PM): all the other stegosauri in his family were shades of green and brown, but he was bright purple and all the other stegs made fun of him
Ryan (3:13:06 PM): wouldn't let him play in any steggy games, that sort of thing
Steven (3:13:14 PM): oh no
Ryan (3:14:15 PM): jaded from a lifetime of ridicule from a genetic accident far beyond his control, and lacking both the dexterity and scientific capacity to change his pigmentation, he retired to a quiet island in the Pangea Mediterranean for a life of exile
Ryan (3:14:53 PM): there he met a nice neon orange pterodactyl named Herbert, and together they lived out the rest of their days in friendship
Ryan (3:14:57 PM): then, the meteors came.
Steven (3:15:33 PM): yayish
Ryan (3:17:55 PM): how's that?
Steven (3:19:33 PM): well he was happy, but then died a painful death in the destruction of his people
For the record, he was asking me about my recent work promotion (woo!). In the back of my mind the whole time was this comic from the PBF, which you should all read the hell out of.
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