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Pretty much the nerdiest joke I've ever made.

185 engineers walk into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, guys, before you start drinking, I have to have your keys." Engineer says "how come?" Bartender says "Because this is a car no cycle."

EDIT:

I actually made two really nerdy jokes that evening at practice. I wasn't going to subject you to them until Scott commented (about chemical engineers, no less). This one's for you, buddy.


185 chemists walk into a British bar. There's a cricket game on the telly and they're all crowded around when a small fight breaks out. The bartender quickly and efficiently moves the offenders outside with missing an order. A nearby patron asks "Hey, how'd you do that?" to which the bartender replies "London dispersion forces."