I set the morgue on fire

AKindOfMagic14: 'ello
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Hi again, Ryan! Long time no chat!
AKindOfMagic14: nice advertising, tool
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AKindOfMagic14: no, I don't want to use a tool, I was calling you one
SmarterChild: You don't want to use a tool you were calling me one?
AKindOfMagic14: exactly
SmarterChild: Exactly.
AKindOfMagic14: so you're a tool
SmarterChild: What, you?
AKindOfMagic14: no!
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...