a curious combination of cynicism and chivalry

Instead of spamming you all, I chose to post this from Kristy.

> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
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> Smart man + smart woman = romance
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> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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> SHOPPING MATH
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> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> HAPPINESS
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> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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> To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
> her at all.
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> LONGEVITY
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> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
> willing to die.
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> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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> A woman has the last word in any argument.
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> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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