Gratuitous Survey from Andy

Basics
Name: Ryan Thomas Garwood
Nickname: Garwood, Giz4rw007, shorty, "the Blog Nazi," and probably a few I've forgotten
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Age: 17
Birthday: May 30th, 1986
Siblings?: 2, older sister (Erica) and younger brother (Bradley)
Gender: Male
AIM Screenname? Swoop16
Sign: Gemini
Righty Or Lefty? righty
Innie Or Outtie? innie


Your Looks:
Height: 5'9", post-surgery (previously 5'4")
Weight: 120, post-surgery (previously 130)
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color: brown
Shoe Size? 13 (Wiley Coyote feet)
Glasses? no
Tattoos? no
Piercings? no (I'm water-tight)
Braces? I did the whole mouth braces thing for 3 years, and now I'm in a back brace
What Are You Wearing Right Now? white t-shirt, back brace, and sweatpants
Do You Ever Dress Slutty For Attention? no, sorry
Favorite Clothing Brand? Old Navy
Favorite Physical Feature? favorite? my new height!
Least Favorite Feature? my hair........I can't do a damn thing with it
Do You Wear Makeup Everyday? no, I don't ever
Most Cherished Piece Of Clothing: any of my flying/rocket shirts
Do You Wear A Watch?: I used to, but it transformed me into an anal time-prick


Love & Sex
Straight/Gay/Bi? straight
Are You Currently In Love? no
How Do You Know If It's Love? if I really knew, I wouldn't be sitting here worrying about my FAFSA
Do You Currently Have A Crush On Someone? yeah, a few people actually
Boyfriend/Girlfriend's Name: n/a
On A Scale of 1-10, How Attractive Are They? n/a
Would You Ever Cheat On Them? no, I can't lie very well........so imagine me trying to keep that a secret
What If They Cheated On You First? I honestly don't know if that kind of trust can be repaired
What Would You Do If You Found Out They Were Cheating On You? probably be pissed off for a long time, and then question my masculinity
Believe In Casual Sex? yeah, but non-casual sex is better, I would think
Do You Believe In Love? yes
Who Was The Last Person To Break Your Heart? :::sigh::: Kristen B.
Who Was The Last Person To Ask You Out? Danielle H.
First Thing You Notice About The Opposite Sex? hair
Where's The Most Romantic Place You've Been? probably a fall sunset from the air..........
What About Love At First Site? never in a million years
Who Was Your First BF/GF? Cheryl M.
Who Was Your First Kiss? Kristen B.
How Do You Feel About Sex? to try to force it before it was time would be to spend more money than I have or break the law
Are You A Virgin? yes
Give Or Receive Oral: i'd rather recieve because I can't claim extensive knowlege of the former
Ever Answered The Phone While Having Sex, And Kept Going? no, that would fall under the "I'm a virgin category"
Kissed The Same Sex? no
Name One Person Who's Arms You Feel Safe In: my parents
What Do You Find Romantic? most things, I'm a pretty sappy guy
Do Looks Matter? yes, but most people deny that (it's biology, people)
Turn Ons: intelligence, beauty, humor, talents, any common hobbies/interests, interesting family, a penchant for Jules Verne (BTF)
Turn Offs: blatant stupidity, stuckupiness, lack of communication
Largest Gap In Age For You To Date Someone: for now, 2 years, but once I'm 18...........
One Love You Could Spend The Rest Of Your Life With: an F-16 fighter plane
Want To Get Married? if the right person comes along
Want To Have Kids? again, if the right person comes along
Kiss On The First Date? I'm pretty nervous/shy/conservative, so most likely not
Sex On The First Date? the signs would have to be written in neon, but if she's game......
Are You For Or Against Holding Hands In Public? for
Kissing In Public? yeah, but not gratuitously, some people get jealous
Fucking In Public? as long as you don't get caught
Would You Ever Date Someone Who Smoked Or Did Drugs? probably not for long
Ever Had Phone Sex? no
Ever Had Cyber Sex? yes
Ever Been Caught Mastubating? no


Music
Favorite Band/Artist: Queen
Who Is The Most Attractive Person In Music? I'm not much into "popular music" or "female artists"........I kinda like Avril Lavigne
Last CD You Bought: The Best of Sweet and Foreigner's Greatest Hits
Best Type Of Music? Classic Rock
Worst Type Of Music? Country, Rap, Nu-Rock
Which Band Rocks The Hardest? AC/DC!
What Song Makes You Cry? I Don't Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith (ONLY because it was playing during the ONLY movie that has ever made me cry)
What Song Makes You Happy? Princes of the Universe by Queen
What Song Makes You Laugh? Toast from the Bob and Tom Show
Best Song For Driving: Headlong by Queen
Best Love Song: In the Air Tonight by Phil Collins
Ever Been To A Rave? :::dejectedly::: no
Best Music Video Ever: Princes of the Universe by Queen (Christopher Lambert action)
Favorite CD You Own: Queen: News of the World
Favorite Songs: Princes of the Universe (Queen), Rocketman (Elton John), Jukebox Hero (Foreigner), T.N.T. (AC/DC), Iron Man (Black Sabbath), Space Oddity (David Bowie), Life in the Fast Lane (The Eagles), I Can't Dance (Genesis), Take the Money and Run (Steve Miller)........and that's enough for now
Favorite Band/Artist Name: gotta go with "Del tha Funkee Homosapien"
Best Guitarist: Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Brian May,
Best Drummer: Roger Taylor
Best Bassist: John Deacon
Best Singer: Freddie Mercury, Bon Scott, Phil Collins
What Song Has The Best Lyrics? The Jack by AC/DC
Favorite Concert: never been to one
Who Would You Like To See In Concert? Queen, but that's not bloody likely
Which Artist Have You Downloaded The Most? Queen
Favorite Song As A Kid? I never liked music much as a kid..........
What's In Your CD Player Right Now? I've got 6, Queen II, Made in Heaven, Innuendo, Best of Sweet, Foreigner's Greatest Hits, High Voltage
Longest Song You Know Of? some 40 minute song by the Allman Brothers
Give Us A Line From A Song Right Now: "Desperado.........why don't you come to your senses........" (Desperado, The Eagles)


Movies:
Favorite Movie Of All Time: Star Wars, Episode I-VI
Worst Movie Of All Time: The Goonies, I think
Favorite Actor: Gumby, Tom Hanks, Russel Crowe, Harrison Ford, Christopher Lambert, Dennis Quaid, Edward Norton, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith
Favorite Actress: Liv Tyler, Jennifer Garner
Funniest Movie: Nothing to Lose or any Kevin Smith film
Saddest Movie: Armegeddon
Scariest Movie: anything with Christopher Walken
Last Movie You Saw: The Color of Money
Last Movie You Rented: The Color of Money
Ever Download A Movie? no, but I watched LOTR: Fellowship when JJ did
Favorite DVD You Own: Star Wars isn't out yet (September 21)
How Many Porns Have You Viewed? none, really
Do You Think Brad Pitt Is Hott? no
Longest Movie You've Watched: Bridge of the River Kwai (we watched it History class, and it took us a week)


Friends
Your Best Friend: JJ and Jason
Friends or Family? both, depending on the situation
Which Friend Do You Want To See Right Now? Anthony DeSoto
Who Do You Spend The Most Time With? David
Do You Trust Your Friends? the good ones
Do You Have Any Gay/Lesbian Friends? none known
Who Knows The Most About You? JJ and Jason
Who Makes You Laugh? Jason, hands down
Who Makes You Cry? Jason, with laughter
Who's The Dumbest? JJ (how many times has he blown out his knee impressing a girl?)
Who's The Loudest? JJ
Best Looking? I dunno, go ask a girl
Best Hair? Eric, he reminds me of that sheepdog on Acme cartoons ('mornin Ralph)
Best Smile? I dunno
Best Eyes? I dunno
Best Car? JJs (PFFFTTT, jk)
Shyest: Jason "the Mormon" Collett
Sweetest: Karen and Casey
Newest: tie, Kevin, David, Eric, Peter, Casey
Smartest: I refuse to answer that
Friends You Miss Being Close To: huh? if I regretted it, they're not my friends.........
Friend You Talk To Most Online: Karen and Andy
Friend You Talk To Most On The Phone: Chris
Friend That Lives Farthest Away: Andy and Anthony


Games and Sports:
Do You Play Any Sports Or Games? Skiing, Frisbee Golf
Favorite Game: Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
Favorite Sport: uh, auto racing? NASCAR?
Favorite Athelete: Carl "the Mailman" Malone, only for the nickname, though
Favorite Gamer: David B.
Do You Consider Yourself To Be Athletic? not really, but especially not now
Any Accomplishments? once, I bombed a TIE squadron of 3 with a Y-Wing (N64)
Do You Gamble On Sports Or Games? I don't gamble, especially after AP STATS
Ever Been In A Fight Due To Games or Sports? yes, brothers do that
Have You Ever Been Classified As A "Jock"? no
What's The Longest Time You've Played A Game?: a few hours at best


Lifestyle:
What are your #1 priorities in life? school, work, flying, friends and family, reading
Are you passive or agressive? agressive, I guess
What is your greatest strength and weakness?
Greatest strength: my own drive to be my best
Greatest weakness : my own drive to be my best
Do you like your handwriting? my brother does
Do you have any bad habits? my own drive to be my best, picking at my nails when I'm nervous or thinking
What is the compliment you get from most people? nice
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? mutant powers
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Love is like a Mac truck, and I'm the limping 'possum on the road
Are you confident? sometimes
Smoke? no
Drugs? no
Drink? not in any significant amounts
Pray? no
Go To Church? no
Talk to people even though you hate them? yes
What's The Most Daring Thing You've Done In Life? switched schools
Ever Been Really Injured? slowly, over time.........my spine
Ever Think About Suicide? Oh my god! Just now!
Had a dream that came true? no
Broken the law? maybe in another life
Killed Someone/Something/Animals? two words..........car tires
What Makes You Jealous In Life? enough that I shouldn't list them
What Makes You Happy In Life? love and flying


School
Where Do You Go To School? Amelia High School (MaST Small School)
Do You Like It? I can't wait to get to Purdue
How's The Food? I usually skip school lunch to do homework
Ever Been Suspended? no
Best Thing About Your School? the AP group of kids that are my friends
Worst Thing? how about Small Schools, for starters?
Favorite Class: tie, AP Stats, Calc, English
Favorite Teacher: tie, Kuzma, Rabenstien, Conway
Best Looking Teacher: Mrs. Fennell, no question
Teacher You Would Like To Fist Fight: nobody at Amelia, really (try GE)
Funniest Teacher: Conway
Worst Subject: AP Chemistry
Most Memorable School Moment: Junior Prom, and, as Andy put it, Garwood and Jason and Chris and crew owning Science Challenge
Funniest School Moment: maybe acting in Junior english?
Saddest School Moment: that nasty spill I took at Perfect North?
Favorite Book From School: Catch-22
Ever Do Something Really Bad But Never Get Caught? Ms. Wilburn figured out who told the waitress it was her birthday................
Ever Been In A Food Fight? no
Fallen Asleep In Class? yes
Who Do You Hate Most At School? can't say that here
Ever Cheat On A Big Test?: no, I have a "telltale heart"
Ever Skip School? only for stuff like Science Challenge
Even Been Put In A Locker? I'm not that short, ok?


Totally Random
Have a favorite quote? If So, Share It. I have tons. Far too many to list here, but try this one on for size "This shitty guitar never plays the chords I want" -Freddie Mercury
What's your biggest fear? Communists.
If You Could Meet One Person, Dead Or Alive, Who Would It Be? Stephen Hawking, so he could make fun of me for my stupidity
If You Were Granted One Wish, What Would It Be? to prove that God does or does not exist
Learn Anything Today? I learned that taxes cost 81 fucking dollars to be "done"
Do You Believe In Ghost? no
What Kind Of Car Do You Drive? Toyota Camry
Have You Ever Skinny Dipped? no
Any Special Names For Your Private Parts? no
Have You Ever Stolen Something? sure
How Often Do You Cuss? frequently, dumbass
Have You Ever Been Climbing Stairs & Then Spilled Food After Almost Reaching The Top? no, but I tripped once and had a lovely trip back down
If The World Was About To End, Who's The One Person You'd Spend Time With: myself, that clingy bastard


This Or That
Boxers Or Briefs: any
Hugs Or Kisses: I need Amanda Hugnkiss (The Simpsons)
Day Or Night: night
Soup Or Salad: soup (who likes that rabbit food shit?)
E-Mail or Snail Mail: e-mail
Rain Or Sunshine: sun
Coke Or Pepsi: Coke
You or Me: depends
Body Or Brains: brains
Boobs Or Butts: boobs
Independence or Companionship: companionship
Introvert or Extrovert: introvert
Popularity or Isolation: isolation
Rich Or Famous: rich
Lil Bow Wow Or Lil Romeo: Lil Grammar


Favorites:
Color: blue, maroon, silver
Number: 42, 14
Season: any
Website: space.com, nasa.gov, starwars.com
Store: Borders
Place To Be: in the air
Time Of Day: 4 or 5 in the morning on a non-school day
Holiday: the secular ones
Restaraunt: Gold-Star
Boy's Name: Spencer, for right now
Girl's Name: Liv, for right now
Food: chili, I'm from Cinci
Candy: Mr. Goodbar, Twizzlers, Terry's Chocolate Oranges
Drink: Cherry Coke, Mt. Dew, Welsh's Grape Soda
Ice Cream: none
Month: May
Animal: Perigrine falcon
TV Show: 2.5 Men, Grounded for Life, The Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, King of Queens, Oliver Beene
Author: Jules Verne, Issac Asimov, Timothy Zahn, Michael Stackpole, Stephen Hawking, J.R.R. Tolkien, Orson Scott Card
Poet: John Magee Jr.
Magazine: Ad Astra, Private Pilot, Popular Science/Mechanics, Discover
Book: Lord of the Rings, I, Robot, Shadows of the Empire, any Star Wars X-Wing novels, The Right Stuff