I think I've finally done it. I've become so mad and so frustrated at work lately with stupid people and the monotony of my job. Instead of quitting, however, or taking out my frustrations on the residents, I've transformed from the mild-mannered dishwasher Ryan Garwood to...............THE INCREDIBLE HULK!!! roarrrrrrrhhghrhahraaaaahh!!!!
Examples of recent Hulkness
- I crushed two glasses at work with my bare hands last week whilst making ice waters for the dining room. True, the first one had a hairline fracture down the side, but the second one did not.
-I broke our mop, our broom, and our dustpan on 3 separate occasions in the past month.
-Four of my five work shirts have tears and holes in them.
-Saturday night, I ripped the sprayer unit out of the wall with my bare hands. I didn't mean too, but I pulled too hard on the nozzle and the pipe snapped clean off. Water started spraying everywhere and I only barely managed to shut off the water valve before the dish area flooded.


You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.