This is simply to clear up some confusion about Black Friday:
The news media frequently refer to Black Friday as the busiest retail shopping day of the year, but this is not always accurate. While it has been one of the busiest days in terms of customer traffic,[1][2] in terms of actual sales volume, from 1993 through 2001 Black Friday was usually the fifth to tenth busiest day.[3] In 2002 and 2004, however, Black Friday ranked second place.[4] The busiest retail shopping day of the year in the United States (in terms of both sales and customer traffic) usually has been the Saturday before Christmas.[5] In 2003 and 2005, however, Black Friday actually did reach first place.[6]
And because this is too good to keep to myself, the results of MASH with my siblings:
RYAN will live in a house. He is going to marry a pile of beans, and his Mormon second wife is Samus Aran. In a move that surprises us all, he will become a Catholic priest who moonlights as an NFL quarterback. He'll drive a skateboard tied to a milkcrate, and his hidden talent is that he has the potential to be a Skip-It


BRADLEY, on the other hand, will live in Australia and marry Rosie McDonald (a cross between Ronald McDonald and Rosie O'Donnell). On their anniversary they are allowed to have an affair, and Bradley will choose to indulge with Danny Trejo



ERICA will live in Alcatraz with husband Andy Ober. In a plot similar to that of Chuck and Larry, she will have to maintain a fake marriage to Michael McKean


Dear Ryan,
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That is all.