Current Mood: more paranoid
Alex narrowly escaped death today checking the mail. He came sprinting back to the apartment and slammed the door, chest beating, panting. Apparently the killer cicada is back, now stalking us by hiding in the mailbox.
Clearly the only solution now is to introduce a cicada-destroying invasive species to solve our problem. When those get out of control, we'll find a bigger/stronger animal. This can only end well, right?
Phase 39, robot chickens!
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Cicada Jesus is risen!
ReplyDeleteUm, it's a bug.
ReplyDeleteSo, kill it, or capture it, or something, but it's already getting old.
it's a bug.