Forsooth

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: "One Of These Nights" by The Eagles (NOT Judas Priest, just for sis)

If you've never seen it, definitely check out Bestthing. Basically, it's a weighted comparison program that challenges you to pick the best thing between two items. It then compiles a list of the best things (by popular vote). The neat part is you can submit your own items. This is all from the guy who draws xkcd, one of my favorite webcomics.


Some of my favorite choices:

Making the joke “Kant you just shut up!” in a philosophy class for the first time
AI that destroys the things we love using this algorithm
Cats with pretentious names like “Beckett”
Finding the droids you were looking for
The fact that contestants in Big Brother Australia didn’t know why it was called Big Brother
Wondering if it’s all your Lewis base that belong to us, or just the Bronsted-Lowry kind
Succesfully throwing a penny into a woman’s cleavage
Avagadro’s turkey sandwich (it’s really big)
Hearing your mother threaten to “fuck someone up” for being mean to you
Winning a race in F-Zero by 0.0001 of a second
Playing with magnets
A new game system on which you can play any game ever created regardless of what system it was originally created for
Spuuratically [sic] remembering whatever it was that you forgot and was “on the tip of your tongue”
Nvr using th “ “ ky on your keyboard
The man who does all the movie trailer voice-overs
Realizing you’re human –or- Kix cereal
If a massive power surge killed the majority of MySpace users
Eating Cap’n Crunch without getting the roof of your mouth torn up
Evolving out the last vertebrae that prevents auto-fellatio


And pretty much my favorite one of all:

Putting cardboard tubes on cats legs to make them walk like robots





*EDIT*

Posting this made me go back again for like, an hour. If it wasn't clear the first time, most of the fun I get from this site is from juxtaposition. Boy howdy, I love me some good juxtaposition. For example:

"Realizing that God determines our ultimate fate from the choices presented on this website"

OR

"Panera Bread"


*EDIT 2*

Dangit... a serious contender to beat the robot cats:

A pet Giraffe with a top hat and monocle