Talk to Andy enough, and eventually, the surveys will get to you

FIRSTS
First job: Officially (paycheck), Food Service Worker at Mount Washington Care Center. Unofficially (under the table), grasscutter for dad.
First screen name: (this is sad, and why I'm considering a change real soon) Swoop16
First funeral: Grandpa, a few years ago
First pet: Natalie and Bentley, two black wrinkley Shar-Peis
First piercing: none
First Tattoo: none
First credit card: ooh! The one I have now, my AOPA VISA Platinum card, with a 5% rebate at Sporty's and all FBOs.
First enemy: Brandon Osborne
First favorite musician: the incomparable Freddie Mercury, of course

LASTS
Last car ride: yesterday around 3pm, home from Blockbuster (rented video games with Brad)
Last Kiss: about two weeks ago
Last movie watched: Me, Myself, and Irene
Last beverage drank: juice box (cherry)
Last Phone call: Dad, taking dinner orders (this guy is awesome)
Last food: Gold Star 3-way, ala Dad
Last CD played: "Innuendo" by Queen

NOW
Single or Taken: single, mostly because I'm moving in T minus 3 months and counting.....
Sex: male
Birthday: May 30th, 1986 (my birthday/grad party was just a few days ago, thank you very much)
Sign: Gemini (I think this actually does suit me, for as little as I believe in the whole astrology thing. I do seem to have two alternate moods, although one is extremely hidden and wickedly powerful. Think twisted puppet master.)
Siblings: two, older sis (Eric), younger brother (Brad)
Hair color: brown
Shoe size: Rondald McDonald. 12.5
Height: 5'6" ish. Surgery just doesn't compare to "real" height.

Right now what are you...
Wearing: boxers and athletic shorts
Drinking: nothing
Thinking about: my ex-girlfriend
Listening to: "Let Me Entertain You" by Queen

A is for age: 18, just recently turned
B is for boyfriend: am not currently one, but would love to be for the right woman
C is for career: now, none (medical leave), ideally, astronaut
D is for dad's name: Ronald Thomas Garwood (RTG, just like me)
E is for essential item to bring to a party: frisbees?
F is for favorite song at the moment: "Princes of the Universe" by Queen
G is for good movie you recently saw: Me, Myself, and Irene
H is for hometown: Cincinnati, Ohio
I is for instruments you play: percussion (concert band, mostly)
J is for jewel that you like: Emerald
K is for kids: annoying
L is for living arrangements: home, then dorm
M is for mom's name : Kimberly *classified* Garwood
N is for number of people you've slept with: 0
O is for overnight hospital stays: 1 (do I have to elaborate here? seven days was enough, thank you)
P is for phobia[s]: failure?
Q is for quote you like: "I was far to much in love to see" -Queen
R is for right, what's on your right: a couch
S is for sexual position: the one I haven't tried
T is for time you wake up: 10:30
U is for unique trait(s): I can juggle, pop my neck, back, elbows, all my knuckles, knees, ankles, and toes. That's all I can think of for now.
V is for vegetable you love: potatoes
W is for worst habit: probably popping my joints, or over analyzing things
X is for x-rays you've had: every one you can think of. CAT scans of my whole torso, 6 years of dental and full head X-rays, and monthly x-rays of my shoulders down since last December
Y is for yummy food you make: I make a wicked Ramen Noodle soup
Z is for zodiac sign: Gemini. The twins. Nasty wicked hobbitses.