3.01.2004

"Wow, those are some magical guys..........."

I am officially human again.

Doctor's visit at downtown Children's Medical Hospital today- here's the final count of the day

Gained:
5 inches of height
a 2 foot scar from the base of my neck to my hips
steel rod and pins screwed/fused to my vertebre
mustache and sideburns, as well as a rediculous amount of shaggy hair
semi-temporary paralyzation of my right foot (that explains my funny gait and clogs)
a doctor's excuse for another *official* month of school off
the permission to take a real shower and drive
metric buttloads of makeup work

Lost:
12 pounds
1 rib
a dinner-plate sized area of feeling on my back
6 weeks of my life
most of my dignity

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