It's my turn at the wheel..........

The mother of all surveys.

x. name = Ryan Thomas Garwood
x. gender = male
x. birthday = May 30th, 1986
x. piercings/where= none (I'm leak-proof)
x. tattoos/where = none
x. height = 5'8" ish
x. shoe size = 12.5
x. hair color = brown
x. length = I'm letting it shag out

last...
x. movie you rented = Gattaca (awesome to the max) and Hulk (sux0rs)
x. song you listened to = Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
x. song that was stuck in your head = Feed My Frankenstien by Alice Cooper
x. song you've downloaded = it's been too long to remember
x. cd you bought = Best of Sweet and Foreigner's Greatest Hits
x. cd you listened to = Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits
x. person you've called = Mrs. Brandt
x. person that's called you = Jason Collett

do ...
x. you have a bf or gf = not right now, but that could change.............soon...............very soon
x. you think about suicide = just now
x. others find you attractive = yes, but not in significant numbers
x. you want more piercings = no more than 0, please
x. you want more tattoos = no
x. you drink = not really
x. you do drugs = no
x. you like cleaning = I usually clean instead of doing homework (manly stuff though..........like my room, or my hard drive)
x. you like roller coasters = I've never ridden one, and I'm cool with that

favorite...
x. food = Gold Star 3-Way
x. song = Princes of the Universe by Queen
x. thing to do = read, probably
x. things to talk about = Star Wars, politics, philosophy, religion, school, girls
x. sports = anything with a frisbee
x. sports to watch = NASCAR
x. drinks = Cherry Coke, Mt. Dew, grape soda
x. clothes = gloves
x. movies = the top of the list is Star Wars (6 way tie)
x. holiday = 4th of July (the most secular one)
x. color = blue, silver, maroon
x. scent = "Buttercream" candles
x. band = Queen tops the list
x. local band = I don't like local bands
x. animal = my dumbass dogs, Lance(lot) and Merlin
x. day of the week = they all bleed together
x. feeling = flying
x. tv show = Grounded for Life and the Simpsons

what...
x. shampoo do you use = Head and Shoulders
x. perfume do you use = those rare times I wear cologne I use A&F
x. shoes do you wear = Addias (no arch for my flat feet)
x. are you scared of = disappointing people, myself most of all

number...
x. of boys I have kissed?: 0
x. of girls I have kissed?: 1
x. of continents I have lived in?: 1

*5 things you are wearing*
1. Hawaiian shirt (the red one)
2. "Romualdo's Tuxedos" t-shirt
3. my favorite jeans
4. back brace
5. my dad's shoes

*5 things you are doing right now*
1. filling out this survey
2. killing time 'till it's time to pick up Brad
3. jammin' to random Queen songs
4. pestering Andy Fedus (from whom I stole the quiz)
5. drinking a "Flashin' Fruit Punch" juice box

*5 things you ate in the last 24 hours*
1. lunch yesterday- soup and twizzlers
2. dinner yesterday- turkey, green beans, potatoes
3.
4.
5.

*5 thoughts in your head*
1. .......nervous...........I hope she says yes when I ask her out.............
2. live music is inferior unless you're there
3. why aren't I hungry?
4. my hair is shaggy
5. I should be doing calculus right now

*5 things you look for when your picking a girlfriend*
1. intelligence
2. reasonably attractive (with a weakness for brunettes)
3. some sort of talent or activity they are good at
4. sense of humor
5. is my age or close

*5 famous people you'd have sex with* (HOLY SHIT! Best survey question ever!)
1. Liv Tyler
2. Cindy Crawford
3. Jennifer Garner
4. Natlie Portman (preferably in the gold bikini from Return of the Jedi)
5. Kiera Knightley

What do you think of when you hear this...
Annoying - Dumb and Dumber (most annoying sound in the world)
Sad - the person that made this quiz
Telephone - that strange device gathering dust over there...........
Sex - sw33t
Breathing - my back brace, and how I can't
Girl - ^^see above list of 5 women^^
Boy - uh, me?
School - Purdue!
Beep - car horn
Ouch - SWORDED!
Love - "love is sayin' baby it's alright, when deep down inside you're really petrified"
Hate - my back brace
Crushing - Teen Girl Squad!  (I'm totally crushing!)
Pockets - wockets
Hugs - Ms. Conway gave me a hug today
Making out - better than regular kisses, usually
Comments: LiveJournals that my friends have


HAVE YOU EVER:
1. KISSED YOUR COUSIN: I couldn't pick my cousins from a police lineup
2. RAN AWAY: no
3. PICTURED YOUR CRUSH NAKED: it's a logical thought
4. ACTUALLY SEEN YOUR CRUSH NAKED: nope
5. BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART: not intentionally
6. BEEN IN LOVE: just once
7. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED: not when they died, but when they were going to
8. WANTED SOMEONE YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T HAVE: everybody does at once point, I think
9. BROKEN A BONE: I might've back in January.............
10. DRANK ALCOHOL: not in any significant amounts
11. LIED: only when I thought I should
12. CRIED IN SCHOOL: hmmm..............maybe?

WHICH IS BETTER:
13. COKE OR PEPSI: Coke, hands down
14. SPRITE OR 7UP: 7Up
15. GIRLS OR GUYS: girls
16. FLOWERS OR CANDY: candy
18. QUIET OR LOUD: loud music, otherwise, quiet
19. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES: hmmm.........Brunettes!
20. BITCHY OR SLUTTY: both can be pretty bad
21. TALL OR SHORT: Everybody is tall.  Still.
22. PANTS OR SHORTS: shorts

WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
23. WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: hair
24. BOXERS OR BRIEFS: I had a bad experience with boxers, but briefs have never let me down

THE LAST TIME:
25. DRANK: Now.  (Gatoratde)
26. SHOWERED: this morning
27. HAD SEX: ::::crickets::::
28. HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX: last saturday

WHAT IS:
29. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM: I don't believe in luck
30. PERSON YOU HATE MOST: I hate Jon Lovits
31. THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY: Conway accepted my "rough draft" of the revised SEAP Research paper without question

FAVORITES:
32. COLOR: blue, silver, maroon
33. MOVIE: Star Wars (6 way tie)
34. BOOK: I, Robot
35. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: calculus
37. CARS: Corvette
38. ICE CREAM: orange sherbert
39. HOLIDAY: 4th of July
40. SEASON: all of em
41. BREAKFAST FOOD: McDonald's bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit
42. PLACE TO GO WITH YOUR HONEY: her house

WHO:
43. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Jason "the Mormon" Collett
44. MAKES YOU SMILE: my friends
45. GIVES YOU A FUNNY FEELING WHEN YOU SEE THEM: what kind of funny feeling?  barf?  that would be Jason.
46. HAS A CRUSH ON YOU: they could tell me, but then they'd have to kill me
47. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: I'd rather not say for right now (check back tomorrow)
48. CAN MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER NO MATTER WHAT: Jason Collett
49. HAS IT EASIER GUYS OR GIRLS: I've heard that guys have it easier, but I'm disinclined to agree

DO YOU EVER:
50. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT: yes, but in sad, pathetic ways
51. SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS: rarely
52. SAVE E-MAILS: even rarely........er
53. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE: that would be SO cool
54. WISH YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX: uh, maybe not so cool.............
55. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS: yes

BEST:
58. KISS: Tie, Kristen: last kiss at the last note of the last dance of Junior Prom, or the first kiss after 3 weeks away (vacation), or my "17th birthday" kiss
59. ROMANTIC MEMORY: the note Kristen left on my car that I got after one of my flying lessons
60. MOST RECENT ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU: my dad told me this morning to "go to school..........or else"

HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: no, my best friends have always been guys
62. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: no
63. Been rejected?: yes, like an annoying telemarketer
64. Been in love?: yes
65. Been in lust?: for a short period of time
66. Used someone?: not in the context of these questions, no
67. Been used?: yes
69. Been cheated on?: no that I know of.........
70. Been kissed?: yes
71. Done something you regret?: yes

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
72. You touched?: Ms. Conway
73. You talked to: my dad
74. You hugged?: Ms. Conway
75. You instant messaged?: Sara Popp
76. You kissed?: my mom
77. You had sex with?: ::crickets:::: (not crickets)
78. You yelled at?: my little brother
79. You laughed with? Kev-O
80. Who broke your heart?: Kristen Brandt
81. Who told you they loved you?: my dad

DO YOU:
82. Color your hair?: no, but that might shake things up a bit, eh?
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: no, no, and, uh, no
86. Own a webcam? : nope
88. Ever get off the computer?: more like get ON the computer
89. Sprechen sie deutsche?: excuse you
90. Habla espanol? same to YOU buddy!
91. Quack?: when the occasion calls for it

HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU:
92. Stolen anything? : yes, but I usually return it
93. Smoke?: no
94. Schizophrenic?: nope
95. Obsessive?: to an unnerving degree. maybe I should list "deals with my obsessive-compulsiveness" in my "things to look for in a girl"
96. Compulsive: see above
97. Obsessive compulsive?: I have all 3
98. Panic?: not usually, even in the face of danger
99. Anxiety?: no, not any more than the next guy
100. Depressed?: sometimes, but I hide it pretty well
101. Suicidal?: no
102. Obsessed with hate?: nope
103. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: no, at least not intentionally
104. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?: You know that list of celebrities up above? I'd rather be doing them then seeing them. (nice one, Andy)
105. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: in the air (preferably in an airplane or something)
106. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: I have very nimble toes, I can pop or crack all my toes, knees, elbows, back, neck, and fingers (my record is 48), my fingers are very stretchable, and I can cross my eyes, or one, or alternates, I can wiggle my ears, and I can raise independent eyebrows
107. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others? dimples are knee-weakeners, as are moles close to the mouth (like Cindy Crawford)
108. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: if she supports my one and only issue
109. Would you marry for money?: it would have to be a rediculous amount
110. Have you had braces?: 2 kinds, actually, mouth (top and bottom, and a retainer), and my back brace
111. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: once and a while
112. Do you like hairy backs?: gross
113. When was the last time you had a hickey?: in another life
114. Could you live without a computer?: it's medically possible, but I feel empty without it...........unconnected with the human world
115. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc...? If so how many people are on your list/s?: AOL (the ORIGINAL buddy list), with 100* *most are dead names though, so actually closer to 70
117. If you could live in any past time what would it be? anytime from the 50's to now
118. Do you drink enough water?: no, by all accounts I should be dead now of dehydration
119. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: both, but I prefer naked feet
120. What is your favorite fruit?: peaches
121. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: white and only white (do I sound like a skinhead or what?)
122. What is your favorite place to visit?: Anything owned by NASA. More locally, grandma's house.
123. What is the last movie you saw?: Hidalgo
124. Do you kiss on the first date?: *checks only entry in history that matches criteria* No.
125. Are you photogenic?: about average
126. Do you dream in color or black and white?: color, but once I dreamt I was in a black and white western
127. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: no
128. Is it chipped or fresh?: chipped, I've had it for 17 years
129. Do you have any dimples?: sorta, but only when I genuinely smile
130. Do you remember being born?: I can't remember last week
131. Why do you take surveys?: yes, I love a good self-evaluation
132. Do you drink alcohol? not in significant amounts
134. What is the best accent? anything from Monty Python
135. Who do you want to kiss? ^^see above list of 5 women^^
136. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: sunrises
137. Do you want to live to be 100?: sure
138. Is a flat stomach important to you?: how about a plastic stomach?
139. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: :::dejectedly::: no
140. Are you loyal?: sickeningly so
142. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: no preference
143. Do you have nightmares frequently?: yes
144. Do you like your nose?: no
145. Do you think you can draw well?: mediocre
146. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real? mid-elementary school
147. How many pairs of shoes are in your closet?: 0
148. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: I wear each pair till they're threadbare
149. Do you write poetry?: despite what I just typed, no (my sister does)
150. Do you snore?: I deny it, but my people say I do
151. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: back
152. Dog/Cat? dogs
153. Do you lick stamps? when the stamp calls for it
154. Do you use an electric can opener?: ::ashamedly::: yes
155. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: no- I prefer powered air vehicles. Hot air balloons actually are classified by the FAA as "lighter-than-air" vehicles, while a Cessna 152 is a "single-engine land" vehicle. There.
156. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: depends on the situation. A breakup hurts more than a bugbite.
157. Favorite TV show?: Grounded for Life and the Simpsons
158. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: the closest would probably be Eric (and I say that as a friend)
159. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: piano (especially old-timey bar piano)
160. Are you a sex addict?: could be
161. Do you know someone who has cancer: *knew*
162. Do you like to argue?: I like to debate using scientific reason and logic. Arguments usually have violence.
163. Do you hunt?: I hunt............for pre-processed and packaged food in the refridgerator!
164. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: either
165. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: In my experience, they're one and the same.
166. Do you have a middle name? Yes. People that don't are wierd. I mean special. Like lefties.
167. Are you basically a happy person?: my default program includes happiness, yes.
168. Are you tired?: right now? a little
169. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: no
170. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: no
171. How many phones do you have in your house?: 5
173. Do you get along with your parents?: no
174. What color of eyes do you prefer: I don't really have a preference
175. Full name: Ryan Thomas Garwood
176. Were you named after anyone?: mom says a soap opera character, but I think that's a myth
177. Do you wish on stars?: No.
178. Which finger is your favorite?: the middle one helps me drive
179. When did you last cry?: I don't honestly remember
180. If you were making a movie about yourself, what would the title be?: Following Giant Footsteps
181. Do you like your handwriting?: my little brother wants to turn it into a font on the computer
183. What is the #1 priority in your life?: flying, I think
184. What is your favorite lunchmeat?: ham (not honey glazed or anything)
185. Any bad habits?: I crack my knuckles habitually and degauss any computer screen in a 30 foot radius
186. What is your most embarrassing CDs?: burned CDs of goofy songs
187. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?: I think I'd have to kick my own ass. Or enslave myself. Or maybe I could use the other to invent a cloning machine and make a baseball team.
188. Are you a daredevil?: I wish I was "the" Daredevil.
189. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: I think most people do
190. Have you ever stolen anything?: only YOUR SOUL!!!!!!
191. Do looks matter?: to some degree
192. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid?: probably, but I usually just mix up words ("I'm never forgonna get that!")
193. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: wtf?
194. Do fish have feelings? Certainly not in the sentient sense that we both believe and percieve, but yes, they do have instincts, a "hunger" feeling, which instinctively drives them to eat, for their own survival. Yes. Yes they do.
195. Are you trendy?: I make it a point not to be
196. How do you release anger?: slowly
197. Where is your second home?: Mt. Washington Care Center
198. Do you trust others easily?: yes
199. What was your favorite toy as a child?: Legos. Still are, in fact.
200. What class in school do you think is totally useless?: trigonometry-based Physics
201. Do you like sappy love songs?: depends on the artist
202. Have you ever been on radio or television?: not individually, but as part of a group
203. Do you have a journal?: you should be reading it right now
204. Do you use sarcasm a lot? It's hard to answer this without being sarcastic. Yes.
205. Have you ever been in another country?: no
206. What do you look for in a guy/girl?: This has been answered up above.
What is/are your nickname/s?: Garwood, Garw00t, Gizarw00t, shorty
208. Would you bungee jump?: No, but I would skydive. That's odd.
209. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: in the name of efficiency, no!
210. What are you worried about right now?: finishing the survey in time to pick up Brad
212. Do you think you are strong?: not right now
215. What's your least favorite thing in the world?: dumbasses that insist we didn't land on the moon
216. How many wisdom teeth do you have?: 2
217. Do you have anything pierced?: no
218. Do you have any tattoos?: no
219. What would you change about yourself?: fix my back perfectly
21. Who are the people you care most about?: friends and family
223. I need: caffeine, food, time, courage
224. I find: most people are inherently stupid, me included
225. I want: soooooommmmmmmme boddyyyyyyy to lloooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee
226. I have: a stomach ache
227. I wish: the Cheat was MY best friend
228. I love: my friends and family, flying
229. I hate: my overactive conscience
230. I miss: my old spine, my old girlfriend
231. I fear: the answer to the question I'm soon going to ask
232. I feel: on the edge
233. I hear: Tutti Fruitti by Queen. Live. :::shudder::::
234. I smell: computer
235. I wonder: why?
236. I regret: starting this damn quiz

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU:
237. Smiled?: minutes ago
238. Laughed?: minutes ago.
240. Bought something?: bought a ticket to a movie on Monday
241. Danced?: Junior Prom
242. Were sarcastic? mere seconds ago
243. Kissed someone?: my mom, this morning
244. Talked to an ex?: What a coincidence. First time I've heard from her in months. Earlier today.
245. Watched your favorite movie?: far too long........a week
246. Do you own any plaid clothing?: a pair of pj pants
247. Do you own Converse shoes?: to my everlasting shame, no
248. Do you own Saucony shoes?: whatywhat what?
249. Do you own old school Nikes?: no
250. Do you wear tight pants?: no
251. Is there more than one zipper in your pants?: no

HAVE YOU (IN THE LAST DAY)
252. Worn a skirt: no
253. Been mean: yes
254. Been sarcastic: frequently
255. Met someone new: yes
256. Talked to someone you have a crush on: not yet, but the day is young
257. Missed someone: yes
258. Hugged someone: yes
259. Fought with your parents: no
260. Wished upon a star: no
261. Laughed until you cried: no
262. Played Truth or Dare: no
263. Watched a sunrise/sunset: zzzzzzz
264. Went to the beach at night: no
265. Spent quality time alone: :::sits here, by the computer:::::
266. Read a book for fun: yes
267. Are you lonely: no
268. Are you wearing your pajamas: no
269. Are you talking to someone online: not right now
270. This quiz is over, you like that?: I need a guy with a towel, spitoon, and waterbottle like in a Rocky movie, encouraging me