Started a new online game, Nation States (nationstates.net) and started my own nation (The Republic of Sargas)
Here are some of the better National Mottos- unlike the overused and repetitive "E Plurbus," "Veni Vedi Vici," or "All For One,"
these mottos have some real value

"Virtue is nothing more than the sacrafice of happiness"
"Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn"
"Applications open for slogan writers"
"My life for Auir!"
"Population:Tire" (with the StrongBadia flag, and a currency of "The Cold One")
"1337ism is the way"
"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"
"Give a n00b a cookie, track him for a session"
"Strapping the rocket boosters on the short bus to hell"
"Do I look like an American?" (The Armed Republic of_Canada_)
"Growing older but not up"
"Motto? We don't need no steenkin' motto"
"Trespassers will be experimented on"
"Maple Syrup, It's not just sticky, it's the law" (The United Socialist States of Aboot)
"You can ride a horse but it makes better glue"
"Patience is overrated"
"Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money"
"Peace, love, unity, ecstasy and Rave"
"Peace through superior firepower"
"What's a motto? I dunno, what's a motto with you?" (groan)
"Life's a Whore and I'm Broke"
"Give us your poor and tired and we will give them back"
"Who cares about doctrine? We've got guns"
"Steve's Nation sucks" (a spite motto.........nice)
"Favorite Sex Position is Abe Lincoln"
"Never underestimate stupid people in large groups"
"We ownz thee"
"At least we're not Florida"
"In the end, there can be only one. million million"
"No war, no peace. Know war, know peace"
"My lips may promise but my heart is a whore"
"It's not a murder if you do it for God"
"Save an animal, eat a vegetarian!"
"Life, Liberty, and Tied Shoelaces"
"If you must feed the polar bears, you're already lunch"
"Your wrongs will be forgiven, your stupidity, NEVER"
"Im not gay, I just wanna be a Macho Man""
"Do, or do not. There is no try" (I had too..........but this one's used about a billion times)
"All are equal, but some are more equal than others"
"Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell"
"Almost nothing beats second-best!"
"Earthborn, Starbound"
"Wir sind Anhänger's des Willens von Gott" (heheh..........they probably just cussed me out in German)
"But why is the Rum Gone??!"
"Beneath the burning gaze of God" (I thought it said "Burning beneath the gaze of God".........I think that's better, don't you?)
"The little nation that could"
"We dont give a fluck" (I haven't decided if they're stupid, misspellers, or avoiding a blocker..........or all 3)
"God save the Queen" (took a while for a true Queen quote)
"Where democrats are a food source!"
"Lets get this fascist party started"
"Those are maple leafs on our flag!" (Can you tell I like Canadians?)
"It's Like A Koala Crapped A Rainbow In My Brain"
"You know it mocks sense"
"To be sure of winning invent your own game"
"Economy shmonomy"
"Die for your country.....Or go to canada."
"Ninjas are soooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants!"
"Hold the Government"
"You won't like us when we're angry..."
"Our alpacas we prize and our Macs we shall maintain"
"Live like the French: Live Free or Surrender"