Here I am, sitting here at home. Queen's on the stereo (cranked up very loud, thank you). I'm not at work, not at school, not doing anything constructive. My brother is playing a gratuitously loud fighting game a few feet away, but I don't care (he's playing Godzilla: Melee). I'm drinking a Cherry Coke and eating pizza and some leftover Easter candy. I'm sitting here in shorts and a t-shirt (no work clothes) and the AC is on. Both my parents are at work. Today is payday at work. I have no homework. Tomorrow is a field trip day at school. My 17th birthday is 15 days away. Isn't life great?